In the post-apocalyptic world of 1960s Nevada, a rock 'n' roll samurai on his way to Lost Vegas takes a young orphan boy under his protection as Death and his metalhead Horsemen chase after them. In a post-apocalyptic world where the Russians have taken over a nuked USA and Elvis is king of Lost Vegas, "Six-String Samurai" chronicles the tale of Buddy, a hero who's a '50s rocker and wandering warrior rolled into one, too-cool package. Armed with his six-string in one hand and his sword in the other, Buddy is on his way to Vegas to succeed Elvis as King. Along the way, he saves an orphan who decides to play tag-along to his rescuer. What follows is the road trip from hell. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy cult movies. I enjoy them so much I watch about every one I can sink my teeth into. But this was just.. a joke? The cover of the film looked cool and promising but when watching the film you'll soon discover that it has people who are not familiar with the concept of acting, the storyline is unoriginal and boring. This along with one other film are the worst movies I have seen in my life. I remember having finished watching this movie that I kind of lost faith in humanity. There was just something wrong with being able to make that piece of crap of a movie that it is. For anyone to rate this above 2 stars is mind boggling to me. And oh my dear God I can't see how it's getting 6.4 stars, unless the director and his crew hacked into this site and changed the score. Makes you wonder. From the start of the film, I was saying to myself: "OK, its about post-apocalypse, and I love post-apocalypse films." But when the intro was finished and the movie began, I was saying to myself: "What the heck is this?!" The movie is not too bad but the beginning would really make people just stop watching it because it is TOO STUPID. First, there is a kid and his mum chased by cavemen. Then this weird guy in a tuxedo jumps out and kills all the cavemen. He's the main character, but his looks and behavior are just TOO STUPID for anyone to believe that he is. The boy was even dumber. Every few minutes he lets out a really obnoxious scream that sounds TOO STUPID that it would just turn anyone off. The boy follows the main character everywhere he goes, letting out that really pain in the neck scream for no reason. Is he retarded? Is he in a trauma? It does not matter, because the main character and all the villains are just as questionable as the boy in terms of their stupidity. The band members the main character comes across early in the movie are just…just TOO STUPID that even the dumbest person on Earth would ask himself what kind of band would make music by using trash can covers and flapping their fat cheeks and mumbling really dumb words. Stay away from this movie if you prefer to watch films that are not STUPID.
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